SatoshitCoin
SATOSHIT #10949Project Safety Score: 13%
Updated 2 weeks, 6 days ago& Market
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Stop fighting, Shits Out
What the hell is this?
Satoshi disappeared. He went to take a shit and never came back.
Is he really gone?
Look for clues rich in fiber on the public toilet wall.
$SATOSHIT is the first meme coin created to commemorate emissions exceeding the white paper itself—a movement driven by intestinal peristalsis. There is no proof-of-work here. We only recognize proof-of-excretion.
If you feel stomach discomfort, we strongly recommend adopting the squat strategy. If you enjoy the constipation brought on by long-term holding, feel free. Either way, this is gold—faith directly flushed out from the intestines.
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